Difference Between Regular And Light Beer.
Difference Between Regular and Light Beer.
Harold stumbled into Dr. Wetbrain’s home.
“Wetbrain”, Harold yelled. “It was a light beer party! I have never peed so much in one night. Had to go every half hour or more. Thought OK go to the party need to lose weight anyways. After awhile I realized that I wasn’t catching a buzz. So, I started guzzling this light beer. So, now I’m peeing a lot and gaining weight”.
Dr. Wetbrain laughing, “I could see that, Harold. Let me tell you about the popular light beer vs regular beer.”
The first light beer was created in the 1940’s in the U.S.A. The public wanted beer with less calories and alcohol content. Coors Brewing Company started selling Coors Light in 1941. Europeans at that time were experimenting with producing low alcohol versions since the 1940’s. Apparently too bitter.
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Impaired Driving On Barbie Jeep.
Impaired Driving On Toy Barbie Jeep.
Harold burst in through the front door in a frantic panic, and yelled out "I almost got an impaired charge!"
Dr. Wetbrain had to ask, "Were you put in jail? What happened?
Harold answered, "Nothing. Blew into the breathalyzer. The cops said I'm good and let me go. It was a very scary moment."
Of course Wetbrain had to give Harold a lecture and a funny story.
Harold you know that driving impaired has bad results in so many ways.
Picture this, driving impaired after hours of heavy drinking is a very disastrous thing to do. So is digesting 3 hits of acid, but that's another story. You could smash into another car. Impaired! Then there are people hurt or dying, then jail. Let us not forget the financial aspect of an impaired. The cost of a lawyer, impounded car, a blow box to start your car when you get it back, higher insurance and you can't get to work. Hopefully you don't get sued.
Now for the funny impaired story.
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Dr. Wetbrain's Sake Story.
Dr. Wetbrain’s Sake Story.
Dr. Wetbrain says that he never tried Sake. But tasting this libation is on his bucket list. “Now I must make a trip to Japan”, he would conclude. Of course, Dr. Wetbrain knows a thing or two about Sake.
Sake is a Japanese wine that is made by fermenting polished rice. Even though Sake is considered a wine the brewing process is more like making beer.
Wine has an alcohol content of 9 - 18%; beer 3 - 9%; Sake 18 - 20%; whiskey 35 - 40%; moonshine has lots of percentage.
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Star Wars Bar Drink on Movie.
Star Wars Bar Drinks on Movie.
Dr. Wetbrain walked into the living room and saw a weird hairy creature. “Harold, why are you dressed like a very short Chewbacca?” The Dr. questioned.
“It’s May 4th. May the 4th be with you.” Harold replied.
“Sick. You are all ready for the Star Wars marathon tonight.” Wetbrain mentioned and continued.
I love the bar scene from the movie Star Wars, A New Hope, Episode IV.
On the planet Tatooine there is an alien filled, dimly lit tavern with very cool looking aliens, strong drinks and modern jazzy music.
The famous bar is named ‘The Mos Eisley Cantina’ and filled with unique alien customers listening to a song called ‘Mad bout Me’ and performed by Bith aliens called, ‘The Cantina Band’.
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Country Artists And Booze Brands.
Country Artists And Booze Brands.
Dr. Wetbrain and Harold have been listening to a country music radio station lately. The doctor looked over to Harold and made a profound comment. “Did you notice how most of the country songs deal with beer, whiskey and pick-up trucks.
“And love.” Harold added.
“I don’t know about love.” Wetbrain replied. Of course, you don’t, Harold thought to himself.
“But we should look into how many country artists own their own brand of beer or whiskey”, Dr. Wetbrain stated.
Ends up there are plenty. Here are a few country entrepreneurs for starters.
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WTF, Microplastics Are Now In BEER.
W.T.F - Microplastics Are Now in Beer!
WTF! Microplastics are now in BEER!
What are microplastics, Dr. Wetbrain thought.
Well apparently, everything made these days are made with these tiny little plastic beads and everything of no use is thrown away as garbage which breaks down through time and turns back into these tiny plastic beads.
The microplastics are into the whole environment such as air, water, sea water and soil. We are all consuming this plastic for our survival, like eating and drinking. Also, wildlife is dealing with this human caused fate.
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Does Powdered Alcohol Exist?!
Does Powdered Alcohol Exist?
One day Dr. Wetbrain walked into the kitchen onto Harold putting into a glass of water a teaspoon of a powdered substance.
“What poison are you using Harold!” The doctor yelled.
“Seltzer. Upset stomach if you don’t mind!” Harold replied angrily.
“I thought it was powdered alcohol.” Wetbrain coyly remarked. Like we care.
“Powdered Alcohol exists!?” Harold said with his eyes wide open.
Well Harold in 1966 Sato Foods from Japan created many powdered compounds of natural products such as vegetables and fruits. One great substance they created was powdered alcohol. Sato Foods technology for the processing patents was acquired in 17 countries. Now selling in the U.S.A.